My Gram has said some funny things to me over the years.
“Stop eating. Unless you want to be fat.”
“I like it when you dress like a girl.”
“I think they’re looking for waitresses at that new place down town. You’re probably qualified for that.”
These are a few of the more recent ones. With pictures!
On that last one, when I said, “What? What do you mean?” She shrugged and said she didn’t really know.